Excerpt from Ninety-Six Percent…

How did this house on Grace St become the temple?

Reports differ according to his birth. One says he was born in the James River; others say that he was concived by a virgin. Although his mother was not a virgin. She just didn’t have with his father. In either case until the age of thirteen his religion was a tent traveled across the dessert of the nation.

What was enshrined at the temple was his sexuality, which God gave to him in his ‘Shower of Power’!

He was most definatly muslim:
-his is the tale of two cities
-he wholly submitted himself to God
-he prayed not just five times a day, but at every instant
-he understood that everrything was to be read and was a sign of God.
-he recognized that Mohammad was his Prophet and so was everyone eles. And that Jesus only really brought a bunch of clay pidgiens, none of them could fly.
-God spoke to him personally through visions which he recived through materbating and he interprited these visions orally. He atempted to write them down, but his success was marginal.

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